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Material HOODIES ADULT UNISEX
50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
Price range: $34.00 through $42.00
Description
Get Now Attempted Murder Hoodie Funny Sarcastic Jackets
Get ready to make a statement with the Buy New Attempted Murder Hoodie Sarcastic, a cheeky and stylish on-demand piece that turns a clever phrase into wearable art. Featuring bold typography and a witty sarcasm angle, this hoodie blends dark humor with casual comfort. Perfect for fans of ironic fashion and playful edge—available in sizes S to 2XL. Grab yours now and wear the sass.
This Hoodie is made of premium quality Cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable Unisex fit. Preshrunk fleece knit Air jet yarn = softer feel and reduced pilling Moisture-wicking properties Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord Pouch pocket Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs 1 x 1 rib with spandex Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease. Our Hooded Sweatshirt is a cotton/polyester blend to keep you warm and comfortable in the cooler months.
Product Details Attempted Murder Hoodie
- 8 oz. Poly/Cotton blend
- Double lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring
- Pouch pocket for extra carry
- Double needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability
- Softer feel and reduced pilling.
Designed and printed HOODIES Comfortable, modern fit, cotton blend, wash inside out with cold water. Print may appear smaller on larger sizes. Wide selection available in multiple colors and styles. Customer satisfaction guaranteed. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, and everyday gift ideas.
HOW TO CHOOSE THE BEST SIZE FOR YOU?
Take your favourite Hoodie at home and lay it out flat to measure from seam to seam across the chest and from top to bottom,
then compare those measurements to our size chart and select the closest size.
Take your favourite Hoodie at home and lay it out flat to measure from seam to seam across the chest and from top to bottom,
then compare those measurements to our size chart and select the closest size.
WE SHIP VIA USPS MONDAY-FRIDAY.
WE HAVE 3-7 WORKING DAYS SHIPPING & HANDLING TIMELINE TO PROCESS, PRINT & SHIP OUT YOUR ORDER,
THIS IS DUE TO VOLUME OF ORDERS AND BECAUSE WE PRINT EVERYTHING FRESH TO ORDER
WE CARRY NO BACK STOCK.
Any questions you might have, please feel free to send us a message. Our team will happily respond and assist you in the best way possible. we do not allow returns, exchange or cancellation for reasons unrelated to quality. For example, we cannot refund or reproduce your order if you ordered the wrong size. Please check the size table in the for measurement for Attempted Murder Hoodie
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Additional information
| Color | Red, Sport Grey, White |
|---|---|
| Size Unisex | 3XL Adult Unisex, L Adult Unisex, M Adult Unisex, S Adult Unisex, XL Adult Unisex, XXL Adult Unisex |
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Size Charts Shirts
MARKETEES – Fit first. Style follows.
Units:
Men’s T-Shirt
Classic men’s fit · 100% cotton (varies by color) · Sizes S–5XL
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.25 | |||
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.63 | |||
| L | 22 | 30 | 9.00 | |||
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.38 | |||
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.75 | |||
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 10.13 | |||
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 10.50 | |||
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 10.88 |
Chest measured flat (pit-to-pit). Double for full chest circumference.
Women’s T-Shirt
Semi-fitted silhouette · cotton / cotton-poly · Sizes S–5XL (3XL–5XL availability may vary)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 16 | 26.25 | 6.25 | |||
| M | 17 | 26.75 | 6.50 | |||
| L | 18.5 | 27.25 | 6.75 | |||
| XL | 19.5 | 28 | 7.25 | |||
| 2XL | 22 | 28.5 | 7.50 | |||
| 3XL | 24 | 29 | 7.75 | |||
| 4XL | 26 | 29.5 | 8.00 | |||
| 5XL | 28 | 30 | 8.25 |
More tapered than men’s fit—size up for a relaxed/boyfriend style.
Youth / Kids T-Shirt
Unisex youth · 100% cotton · Sizes S–XL
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S (6–8 yrs) | 15 | 20.5 | ||
| M (10–12 yrs) | 17 | 22 | ||
| L (14–16 yrs) | 18 | 23.5 | ||
| XL (18–20 yrs) | 19 | 25 |
Straight youth fit. If at the top of an age range, consider sizing up.
Men’s Tank Top
Regular men’s tank · Sizes S–3XL
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | ||
| M | 20 | 29 | ||
| L | 22 | 30 | ||
| XL | 24 | 31 | ||
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | ||
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Slightly longer cut—shorter heights may prefer one size down.
Women’s Tank Top
Relaxed/athletic profile · Sizes S–3XL
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 14 | 26 | ||
| M | 15 | 26.5 | ||
| L | 16 | 27 | ||
| XL | 17 | 27.5 | ||
| 2XL | 18 | 28 | ||
| 3XL | 19 | 28.5 |
Armholes are more open by design. For extra coverage, size up.
Unisex Hoodie (Fleece)
Unisex regular · cotton-poly fleece · Sizes S–3XL
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 | |||
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 | |||
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 | |||
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 | |||
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 | |||
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
Heat drying can cause slight shrinkage. Prefer a roomy fit? Size up.
Unisex Sweatshirt (Crewneck)
Unisex regular · mid-weight fleece · Sizes S–3XL
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 | |||
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 | |||
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 | |||
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 | |||
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 | |||
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
Ribbed cuffs/hem give a closer feel. Size up if layering over heavy tees.
How to measure (lay flat)
- Place a similar garment flat.
- Chest = pit-to-pit (one side).
- Length = shoulder seam (highest point) to hem.
- Sleeve = shoulder seam to cuff (if applicable).
Quick math: 1 in = 2.54 cm. Toggle above to view cm.
Fit notes
- Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm (±0.8").
- Cotton may shrink slightly with heat.
- Women’s fits are tapered—size up for relaxed styling.
- Between sizes? Choose the larger for comfort.
- Extended sizes (3XL–5XL) availability can vary by color/brand.
Disclaimer: This guide is a general reference for MARKETEES. If a product page includes a brand-specific chart, follow that one. Need help choosing? Chat with us.
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Price range: $34.00 through $42.00
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